Mrs Mad's gone to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
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Mrs Mad's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.
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Mrs Mad's gone to Northern Italy.
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for years.
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Mrs Mad's had an accident on a volcano.
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.
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Mrs Mad's gone mad in Venezuela.
Caracas?
Yes, completely loopy.
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Mrs Mad's gone canoeing on the Welsh border.
Wye?
Search me.
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Mrs Mad's gone to the botanical gardens.
Kew?
Yes, it was very busy.
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Mrs Mad's gone to Malawi.
Lilongwe?
About 5000 miles!
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Mrs Mad got an upset tummy in Laos.
Inkhazi?
Yes, for hours!
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Mrs Mad's gone on a singing tour of South Korea.
Seoul?
No, just R&B and gospel.
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Mrs Mad caught a cold in the Gulf.
Qatar?
Yes, she did sneeze a lot.
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Mrs Mad went to a very bad concert in South East Asia.
Singapore?
Terrible. And the rest of the band were awful too.
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Mrs Mad went on a sailing course in Poole.
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.
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Mrs Mad's gone to the Indian coast.
Goa?
Yes, she can be quite lively.
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